December 4th, 2007
the Head is that of actor “Richard Burton”.
“Boys!” he say. “I hear there’s been a kerfuffle in Dooper’s lesson. What’s the matter, don’t you like Dooper? Don’t you think he’s the coolest elf there ever was? Because he is. If there’s one thing that jitters my fritters it’s people who don’t GIVE the proper RESPECT to PEOPLE who DEserve IT!”
“oe” say beazie who looks sad now.
“Hey! Still! What do you boys know about destiny anyway? Come on, let’s all be friends again. Are you signed up to the Snatavity?”
these are odd things to say. they just look odd at each other.
“What, they haven’t sent out the letters yet? Oh dear! I’ll get right onto that. SECRETREE?”
voice from the fireplace goe “yes mister burton?”
he goe, “Prepare the consent forms!!”
“thankyou boys you may goe.”
Snatter and Beazie and pet look puzled at each other, but they go. They don’t talk to each other because they’re basically enemy’s now. Well not pet he’s all right and doesn’t really mind either of them.
And the HEad is a door, you can peel him open and look, inside is a chocolate Richard Burton head. We’ll divide that up between us shall we.
om nom nom.