December 10th, 2007
O, noe it’s David Bowy again! He looks different and he is out of breath and that.
“Am I – – puffpant – – am I too early? What’s going on at the moment, have you found the present yet??”
I can’t show him it because I ate it. it’d be a bit weird if he asks to see it and i’ve et it. so i’ll tell him i haven’t seen it.
“No Bowy, what do you mean?”
“Oh. My mistake then. I’m, er, I’m sorry and I hope that not too much stress is being caused by all this.”
“Wot? Noe, Bowy. Everything’s quite fun, there’s a kid called Beazie who keeps getting into trouble! Hehe and it’s quite christmassy here at Elf School and – -”
“No, I mean,” say Bowy. “You know! All the… the present! And… Oh, no, he told me never to meddle, I can’t go around just meddling. I’m sorry, I overshot. I didn’t mean to land here. Look, just… just watch out. Or even better, don’t. Go and hide somewhere and don’t watch anything. Okay?”
and he gone.