December 14th, 2008
Ooh, it’s dark and spooky in here. I’d even go so far as to say its altogether ooky.
There it is look! Look!! Omg, this year’s calendar! This year’s actual callender mates there it is look at it!! It’s all golden and wonderful!!
Ok let’s have a look.. o that’s interesting, all the dores leading up to 14 are open! And look, in the first dore there’s a picture of that weird bloke screaming, and in dore 2 there’s a picture of tree root, and in 3 is a really sad thing, and so on! It’s all the chocolates we have nommed so far! That’s strange how can it Bee?
Well, let’s open today’s dore.
OE MY A BIG LOT OF GREEN SMOKE IS COMING OUT OF THE DORE!!
it’s goe “curlywhurlywirley” all the way to the ceiling of the cave! And now it’s turning into a … BLOKE!