December 16th, 2009
“In my early years of meditation within the Christmas Star,” say Burgess – that’s the star that hangs over north pole and its light goes boo down and makes christmas things happen – “I learned much about our future, including the circumstances of its greatest threats, the many points along the timeline when our land will be at the highest risk of destruction. If this is what I think it is, then we face the near-certainty of death!!
“I learned,” he say dramatickly, “of the thirteen beacons that would appear on the days preceding our doom.”
“Thirteen beacons!” exclaim elfs! “What were they?”
Burgess take a deep breath (he been building up to this)