December 23rd, 2009
BEAZIE im here! Yeah! Remember beazie? Years ago we found out that he was a baldy boy who went to school with Snatter, and he was very grumpy at snatter and then all sorts of thinge went wrong with him.
Well here him is, now he’s getting on a bit and him remaining hair is white and fluffty about.
Well he was talking to old Snatter at one point. beazie went
“I just want to thank you again for letting me aboard your ship.”
and old admiral snatter went
“You’re a reformed man! I only wonder why you didn’t end up with that family, the one Scrooge’s organisation was going to set up for you.”
“I did,” go Beazie, “and it was going very well for a good long time – but then we encountered something we shouldn’t have, some sort of classified animal in the woods, and before you know it, the shock of that made me regain my memory of Elf School. I had to be replaced!”
“What, replaced in the family?”
“Yeah, so they replaced me with that man from the x-men films, you know the one who was a senator who didn’t like mutants? and then he melted into water? that bloke. I eneded up going on various adventures and anyway long story short I got shot into space again. That’s always happening to me. This time it had happened so many times that my body just went PLFF in space, and all that was left of me was a sort of gloppy purple tube! Luckily I drifted past a space ship crewed entirely by gloppy purple tubes who revived me and made me one of their own, and of course I’d been so addled by the experience that I didn’t know any better and thought I was one of them for a while! Well, as it happens, that entire alien race was run by another one of Richard Burton’s relatives, and blah blah blah another long story short, now here I am.”
I cut down that story a bit as it was long and illustrious.
SO yeah, that’s what’s going on on the ship, I’m going to keep looking for today’s dore.