December 9th, 2011
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“We shall travel first to Earth, and from there, onwards… to the Christmas Star.”

“The Christmas Star??” go M8s. “But the way is uncharted! It has only been observed from far-off! Nobody has ever actually been to it! How will we ever find it? And why??”

“Set a course for Earth!” go Snatter, and he go striding away.

“Wait!” shout Captain Jack. “What happened to us? Why were we frozen in time? We deserve answers!” M8s put out arm to shush Captain Jack, but Snatter stop striding and look about to say something.

“I will tell that terrible tale,” Snatter goe eventually, “but not today. Before I tell you what happened, I must tell the story to Tynsil.”

Everyone gasp!

“Until then, I vow to complete my mission, and deliver presents to all the children.”

he goe, and M8s, Captain Jack, Spotty man, blue ppl, Snoeman, Rudolf, all REALLY gasp, and then tumble over one another to run after him, and end up just all falling over.

“Is he serious?” go Jack, “We can’t divert now on a fool’s errand! We’ll be lost forever to the darkness of space long before we ever locate the Christmas Star!”

“I think he means it,” go Snoeman, “But who is this “Tynsil” he wishes to consult?”

“Tynsil is a name not spoken lightly,” say M8s. “It is the true name of the Grand Father, the great tree at the heart of the Christmas Star, the seed from which Christmas blossoms. Santa Claus is taking this to the very top, to the heart of Christmas itself!”

“You know what that means,” say Spotty man. “It means he doesn’t have a plan.”

Yeh sorry, I was hoping you wouldn’t notice. That was when I had my first go at trying to force the little dores open, and I really thought I’d broken it that time. Got my nail under it and levered it up, and all the chocolates sort-of flumped out instead of lasering out in a special way. They seem to be ok though, i have been, um, having a little nibble at a few of them. There’s loads left tho it’s ok.

They were of… oe, that’s odd, it’s like the head of the actor liam neeson.

“Noe, that’s the head of the actor Richard Burton,” say nobbly, “you massive idiot.” OY.

O he’s right actually, it looks nothing like liam neeson. (and everything like richard burton.) That ghost walking about tho, that was definitely liam neeson, and nothing like richard burton. what a star studded adventure we are on.

Oop and today’s nine dore is opening too! Out come… oe chocolate snaters  Thats appropriate, we met him again today, although, I think he was in a bit of a grump. Hopefully seeing him mum and dad will cheer him up, as that is the usual outcome of that.

Um um om om um. I think chocks are nicer when they’ve got laser in don’t you?

Wooo! Whoa, my head just went sparkly again. This time the sparkly was, esoprupdnanoitamrofnifostnioplanoisnemiditlumfoduolccitnagiga

weird

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