December 10th, 2011
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And soe, here we are on the faraway alien planet of Earth. We’ve come down in a special shuttle (Snatter came down in him slé, he travels in style), and we’re about to get to the Igloo where Snatter’s mummy & daddy live.

“Stop saying that, it’s stupid.”

What’s stupid, Nobbly boy? Apart from you.

“Calling Earth a faraway alien planet. Earth is the MAIN PLANET.”

Oe! Is this your planet then? :O That does explain why there are weird alien trees here that do look a bit like you.

“Yeh but it’s not an alien planet.”

ok ok. Yep, here we are on THE TOTALLY MAIN PLANET (pfff) of Earth, Snatter is already there look, standing on the top of the snoe dune and quietly wiggling he shoulders while looking out at him house.

hehe. why are you wiggling shoulders snatter?

OE

o NOEEE M88S!!!! Snatter’s mum & dad have been burned into skellitons!! This is a TERRIBLE CALAMITTY! O NOE THE CHOCKOS WERE HARBINDGERS!!!

Snatter look up at the twin suns (according to the scanners earth does not have twin suns but it does today because there is an extra sun because it’s SO SAD), and he has a very sad face, and quietly, he softly makes little blooing sounds

“abloo” go snatter quietly 

“abloo-hoo-hoo” snatter goe 

His sad blooing is quite melodic and lilting 

here is the blooing snatter is doing vvvvvv

“FROM THIS DAY FORTH,” snatter bloo, “MY PARENTS IGLOO WILL BE KNOWN AS … THE IGBLOO”

not sure that’s quite as fitting a tribute as it seem in the moment but let’s refrain from having a go at moment like this.

But then. Snatter notice there are deep holes, like footprints but more like little round holes, leading away from the igbloo. It’s like someone threw little rocks of cole in a line, but they didn’t (either that or they took them out of the burned holes again). The snow has melted in little hole shapes, but even the ground underneath burned. Deep spikeprints! maybe SOME TERRIBLE MONSTER was here!!

And so Snatter stride back to him slé, and fly back into the ship, and now, oe friends, now it is on.

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