December 21st, 2011
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“NO,” go nobbly and he im COMPLETELY CORRECT and i stand by himme on this one. M8s, you can NOT throe the advent calender out of the ship.

“M8s,” nobbly say, “it is DECEMBER. It is ADVENT and it is TIME to OPEN DORES. You are not being seriously suggesting.”

“I’m being deadly seriously suggesting wait pardon,” say M8s in admonishing toens. “Think! Who has hidden a what on board the where?”

Antisnatter.    bom  ship

“You’re carrying around this unknown artefact–“

it’s noen! It is a noen artefact! The Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr said it was called a Bobometer!

“Fine, but we don’t know him, and he isn’t here any more!”

“Hello!” grin Angelo chirpily, but everyone is well aware that’s roughly all he can contribute so him pop up to do some ceiling juggling.

but M8s. But M8S. This im not an Antisnatter bom device, it im a thing that someone recognised as a thing, and it makes chockles come out of it! That can’t be bad can it, a thing that makes chockles come out?

“Can we be so sure? I’ve seen some very questionable and dangerous things happen because of chocolate in my time. I’ve seen worlds torn apart by it. I’ve seen people confused into believing that monsters were friends, I’ve seen whole species of intelligent life cursed forever. You have been given a device that dishes out chocolates for everyone around you to eat once per day – why do we persist in believing that this could be a good thing?”

“Hey” go nobbly, crosspatchily, “just because a calender HAS been bad before doesn’t mean CALENDERS are bad. It is DECEMBER. DORES, m8s. DORES. DOES EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER MEAN NOTHING??”

“I’d ask you the same thing!” he crye! “Don’t you know we can be very easily tricked by the Antisnatter?”

but it seemes so nice and unscary, a little machine that makes chockles!! it’s makes chockles, what do you mean it might be dange – – oooooo – – ooooeoeoeehhohooooo snoitcaruootnevigeblliwepahsdnaytilaerruoynisevles Auah!! aughh!

“What’s the matter? Are you all right? What’s it doing?”

noe it’s not the calender, it’s just that i sometimes get – – DUUAHH ruorohcnallahsewrewopmutnauqriehthguorhtsuplehlliwsetalocohceht auhuahh!!

“Listen to me!” M8s shout, “how many of those chocolates have you eaten??”

o-one a daye, and the big elpy at the start… auuahh

“So you’ve followed what it wanted you to do precisely. If this is part of the evil plan then we could all be in trouble. Listen to me, think. Where did you find that device??”

“In – – in my stocking…!”

“Naaauugh!!” now it’s M8s’ turn to shout, he do a little twirl about of crossness! “It’s him! Give that to me, right now, there isn’t time, he’s got us if we don’t act right now!”

“NOE!” shout nobbly!

“We have to, it’s our only chance!!”

But! But noe!! I think we should be able to get the bom out without throwing away all the chockles. So many dores are open now we can probbly get it out through them probbaly?

Noe M8s, wait!

NO WAIT M8S it’s mine, it’s Xmas!! Wait! No GIEV! Wait a minute hang on, wait! GIEV IT BACK!

Noeee! He’s snatched the calender off me and throne it down the slide in the flore!!! It’s slid off… OUT INTO SPACE!!!! (good job we didn’t have a goe on that slide really isn’t it!)

Come on nobbly I bet we can see it if we run to that windoe, maybe it’s going to boing off a trampoline planet or get caught in something and we can goe and get it!!

Nobbly, can you see it? Is it there?

OEE M88SS

THERE IT GOE!! :C :C :C

*****BUUUUUUUMMMMMEEEE*****

IT GONE :C :C :C :C :C

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