December 24th, 2006
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M8s and ladym8s

IT IS NEARLY CHRISTMAS

and Ancient Elf has told us there’s one final door left!

ONE LAST DOOR

But I still can’t find it!!!

where is it?

Not in the stable where reindeer are kept
Not in the sleigh where snata claus slept
Not in the elven folk coming to see
Not in the bucket of snata claus wee
Not in the mince pies and cinnamon loaf
Not in the mother or father (or both)
Not in the presents the meeces have stolen
Nor in a reindeer, lodged deep in his colon
Not in the mecha, I hasten to mention,
Who just clambered free into our own dimension
And not in the star hanging high overhead
That’s a spawn point for second-rate Smurfs, as I said.

So where can it be?

WHERE CAN IT BE?

WHERE CAN IT PLAUSIBLY POSSIBLY BE!
(I certainly hope it’s not you and not me)

But what… can it … be?

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