December 16th, 2006
All right. I’ve thought it through and…
whoever you are, whoever voluntered to open the next door, i feel deep shame in saying that I accept. You may risk your life for our’s and open the next door, and prey that the terrible layers upon layers of deep space do not smash you into pieces.
Imagine being inside a cave, deep within the urf. many of us have been iun such cavbes just on school trips and that, with a guide. But did you ever look up and imagine how much rock was above your head, especially if the cave is in a mountain like and it’s all massive above you and that. Did you imagine all that rock?
Well now imagine space, nothingness, but nothingness so massive in volume – an infinite mass of space and ultraspace and infraspace, and space clustering in infinite subtly different dimensions, so much space that it weighs more than all that rock – so much void that it has infinite weight.
that’s what’s coming down on you if this goes wrong.
BUT GO! FAIR WARRIOR OPNE THE ADVENT CLANDAR DOOR NUMBAR 16, AND MAY THE BEST WILL OF INTERNETS GO WITH YOU.
since i have no way of telling who you are, due to the dimensions messing up and it saying it’s a different person all the time (before, it jsut got them wrong, but now things are so bad that if i blink it changes), your anonymity is protected. Indeed, a different voluntere may even step up and pretend to be you, and i wouldn’t know any better.
it’d be like that film about that bloke, what was it called, pretend the film is called That Bloke yeah but i can’t remember who, hehe i typd woo at first, i can’t remember woo. And then at the end everyone goes “no I am That Bloke” “noe I am That Bloke” becuse the nasty bloke wants to kill who it is but he doesn’t knoe what he look’s like.
so GOE! FINE YOUNG WARRIOR SO HANDSOM AND FAIR. Opne the door and let us behold our ultimate fate, and we wi – –
– – hang about.
did anyone here a voice shouting in the distance? like… a man’s voice? i thought he did shout something…