December 3rd, 2008
Okay then, okay let’s see what happens if we turn this crazy sand timer upside-down. Here goe…. Heeree… goooeeee….
Oh, nothing happened. Oh wait that’s because it takes a day! We’ve got to wait a DAY NOW! How will I bear the wait! Oh, this might help.
Look, there was a chocolate on top of it and it fell off when we turned it over. It’s okay it landed on this nice little christmas tree on the floor, the branches caught it. That’s funny why would there be a christmas tree growing out of the floor? The flore’s all cracked like it just sprouted up through there. Never mind anyway!
Let’s om nom on the chocolate. Hey! We didn’t find a calender yet, but we’ve found chocolate every day! Hooray! I – – oe dear OOEOEEEEEE DEEEARRR!!!
OOOEOEOEOEOOOEEOEOOEOOOOEEEEEOOOOOEEOOEE DEARR!!!
Oh dear mates, I don’t know how to describe it! I just looked at what the chocolate’s of, that came from the Account, and it was horrid! It was sort of… sadness! It was a chocolate in the shape of sadness! When I turned it over, it didn’t seem to have a proper shape, but when I looked at it properly it resolved in my eyes into a really sad thing, a REALLY sad thing! It was the shape of… well it’s difficult to describe! There was a big tree, but it didn’t have any decorations on! And there were strings looped on things but they didn’t have any lights on! And there was sno, but no children there were throwing any snoballs! they were just punching each other! And there were men with beards and not one of them looked jolly or had a red hat on!! It was like a world without christmas mates and I didn’t like it at all! Oeeoe I’m really sad now!
And it felt so weird. Like when we held the quantum chocolate. I don’t think that’s actually what it looked like, I think that it’s different depending on who sees it, you see your saddest thing! Oeee dear no Christmas would definitely be my saddest thing! I can’t bear it!
I wonder what would happen if I showed it to all of you. It would probably have to be one thing to suit everyone, like a sort of average of what is the saddest thing for all you m80s. That’s really interesting actually let’s see what happens if I show it to you all at once.
I bet it won’t be so sad if it’s got to be a little bit of everyone’s saddest thing.
it will be less sad because it has to spread out to be sad for everyone, so it can’t be anyone’s MOST sad thing. do you see? dys?
i will turn it. readdyyy…