December 25th, 2008
and all the beems meet in the middle…
And suddenly, below the dore where Snatter’s standing, and below the platform where Antisnatter is, below both of them the floor opens up, and out of it comes the big beam made up of all the beams the dark elves switched on, and it goes OOOOOOOOOOB!!
That the opposite of boo! the beam goes OOB UPWARDS, AND DIRECTLY INTO THE HEART OF THE CHRISTMAS STAR!!!
:O :O
the source of all christmas! the origin of burgess meredith the ancient elf! (and the snorks, altho they’re not really relevant) Antisnatter is SHOOTING IT WITH A BIG RAY BEAM!!!!
Outside, Dooley and Duddles and Snowmen and nerds and everybody fall to the flore as the Christmas Star gets a great big lasre beem shooting into it!!
And the three blokes of christmas past present and future are OBLITERATED into bits, screaming and disintegrating as they are ripped out of reality and flung headlong into the ghosty realm!!
They are now ghosts! From now until 2008, no matter what! And then they will probbly DIE OE NOE!! ANTISNATTER IS WINNING!!!