December 20th, 2009
wait hang on!
hang about just a minute!
Because a minute ago I was strung up in a tower, and ppl were being horrid to me! There was a little snappy dusty one, but also there was — the White Christmas Nindjer! Don’t go nere him he’s not at all as gr8 as I thought he was! He keeps wiggling he, and when he does it’s like he’s turning into shiny silver goo and then he turns into white ninjer again! The little snappy one always laughs so horridly when it wiggles he, oeenoe. But even when it is White Ninjer shaped, sometimes I can see that actually it’s not even any of those things, and the white ninjer is actually on the end of some sort of big white tube and it’s waggling him about like a puppet OE HIM HORIBBLE!
But I’m not there now! And I’m all better! For a minute there I thought this wasn’t going to be a spertickulerly merry Christmas at all! But it seem to be ok! What’s going onOH!!
Oh my wordey! Look m80s up at that! Have you seen that!! It’s an absolutely amazingly big Christmas tree with a big huge face! It’s probably bigger than any previous thing I’ve ever seen! A Christmas tree with a face that’s bigger than anything else i’ve ever seen, and it have a big moustache made of xmas tree.
I don’t need to explain why that im best thing of the world.
Helloed big tree!
Hellooooed!
oe, he went, “Helloed.” ok good, that’s 1st contact made with big tree, we have established comunication.
Helloed big tree. Where are we pls?
Oe? O! Him said that we’re in something called the Grove, and that it is inside a GREAT BIG SPACE SHIP FROM THE FUTURE!
M80s this is possible the best thing that could have ever happened.
Him go, “The Snatterstar Snattactica is the mighty vessel of Snatta Claus! It is built around, and powered by, the Christmas Star itself!!”
…oooeee yeaahhhh!
Snatter in the far future fly around in space ship instead of slé! Mr O’Brien who knoe FUTURE told us that, on like, day TWO.
can’t believe i didn’t realise we’d see that this year, i must be a full thicky 
ok but yeah! So how come I’m all better, Bigtree? I got quite hurt in that tower. It was really bad. There was one bit where, right, the horrible little snappy thing was really hurting me very badly – this was on day 12 I think – and then I thought he was going to get in trouble! because all my gr8 m80s arrived at the door and they went OMG, and I went “helpo!!” to them!
but then the little snappy thing first went “Oe!” and was cross – but THEN it SMILED, and it went “Oe!” again IN A VOICE LIKE MAKING FUN OF MY VOICE, and then it start telling them that I was getting hurt in the future? or something? and they all went funny-eyed and went away with it, just believing it! What a horrid little snappy man!!
But now I’m better! Whye?
O! mohh! Him big tree goe, “You were brought to me to be healed. I nurtured you as I do all my other children.”
And he look around at lots of little children plugged into him rutes!
mohhhh but that silly because hehee, they are all little lumpy wooden sprouty things not children HEHEHE. so I dunnoe how he nurter me, as he is made for nurtering little lumpy wood ppl only.
“The retaliation has begun,” say bigtree. Oe has it, good-oh. What, against the little snappy thing?
“Against the forces of Antichristmas. There is a creature called the Blizzardman, and another called Yulicron. They are going boosh biff dush all over the north pole” he goe, something like that anyway. well! they sound a bit much, bigtree! “Um, and then, Yep.” goe himm.
“So,” he persist in goeing, “Luckily, despite all the hardships he endured on his journey across the frozen wastes, the young Snatter still managed to keep safe the SPECIAL COINE zordon gave him! He was in noe fit state to use it to the Christmas Ninjas to unlock their special powers“
and i’m all, what?
and he goe, “Oe! Yes, you missed some thinges. Well, Snatter was told to goe to see Zordon, who a big floaty head like Richard Burton im, and then he went “Helloe I am Zordon and here is a magic coin which will mean you can go and help the Christmas Ninjas unlock special magic icicles, except the icicles aren’t actual ones, they are the power that was in actual ones once but now it’s in the hearts of christmas ninjers, but you need special coin to make them knoe that. ok?”
ok!
“Ok. So, Snatter can’t go and give them coin. So instead, he give it to the Old Man. That’s what we call Admiral Clause on the ship Snattersnat Snattactica. Young Snat put coin into the Old Man’s hat for special keepage, and he has gone to Christmas Ninjas’ rumes to give them their new powerse. Him probably there by now.
and some of his rutes open to make a circle, and in it, we can see something that the christmas ninjers seem to have used them NEW POWER to do.
What are these New Power things? They are running across horrible blasted land, and it is turning into snoe because of their x-treem christmas power!
i du not noe what the christmas ninjas will do with those.