December 3rd, 2011
Hehe, shush everyone, I’m not wiggling anyone if it is not polite to do, I am being very good so I get on the good list. 
Anyway there is no need, the shouting worked! Brilliant! Rudolph have come drifting down to the flore to talk to us. I hear you have a very shiny noes Rudolph. Can you take your hat thing off so we can have a look?
Oe, he say “Noe! Nobody must look me in the eye! I am so ashamed of my behaviour!!”
That’s a funny thing to say, but apparently he used to get drunk and shouted at him friend Duddles, so now he hides him face in shame. That’s a pity I’d have liked to see noes.
But I bet Snater doesn’t think you are shameful Rudloph?
“Snatter has been very forgiving, but I don’t want to bother him when he is … so… busy… OE!!”
Rudolph seems to have remembered something harroeing!
“Something terrible has happened!” He crie! “I remember… we were getting ready for Christmas, and it was going to be a really big Christmas. I was supposed to feed the Christmas Effect Generator, and… and that’s all I can remember.”
Fair enough. Well, while he fails to remember anything else, I noe what we should do: we should eat CHOCKOES. The numbered thingy has opened Dore 3, and out is coming chocklets for us all! Let’s see what they’re in the shape of.
Ibibi, they are in the shape of a funny little person made from sticks and leevs. I think he’s meant to be some sort of wood sprite or something. How sweet! Ok let’s nom on those, omnom.
“NO WAIT!” Oe, Rudolph is piping up again. “I remember that Santer wasn’t allowed to go out to deliver presents until he had helped with the cleaning… That’s right! Mrs Claus said he couldn’t play out until he’d done his chores. He tidied up, and he hoovered the sleigh.”
We (the staff) were secretly pleased, because it gave us all extra time to get ready. That’s right, it was going to be a really, really big Christmas this year, and preparing for Santa’s run was taking longer than ever before. And then it was finally time for him to deliver the first presents, and he… and he…”
Rudolf trail off.
“That’s all I can remember.”
Weird. Well at least talking about Snatter has made me feel all nice and tingly and sparkly again. This time the sparklies are a bit sortof like, “emitsihttanwonknusiti” HEHE the words tickle.
Oe! And I’ve got another one of those spiky twisty things! That’s weird, it appeared during the sparklies or something! :O
I am gathering a bit of a collection of these now! How exciting!