December 22nd, 2007
This is the most epic wiggle he I’ve EVER SEEN! He’s not just being wiggled, he’s practically being waggled!! It’s a super wigglewaggle attack!! He’s being brandished and flourished like a wigglywaggle baton at the waggly head of a wiggle procession and Beazie is the wagglemaster! Look at him wiggle! See he waggle! Oh heavens above, the wiggly wag-wiggling that’s happening about us tonight!!
Little chocolates are shooting out of Antisnatter as he is wiggled! I think? It’s tricky to tell because they are chocolates in nervous shapes and they’re coming out of his robes. Where are you m8s, you can try them first to see if they’re actually chocolates or not. Pretty sure they’re chocolates.
Oh the terror as the great Mecha Snatter, several times the size of Elf School, comes hurtling down through the sky, blasting everything with his enormous gun and carving great big scoops out of the landscape, now stamping and smashing around!!
Everything is being destroyed!!!
And beside us is the tiny point, in the shape of the Quantum Chocolate, where Snowman disappeared out of time!
M8s, i want you to try these chocolates and…
M8s!! You’re getting sucked really in! Be careful! Stop getting sucked in!!
IT WASN’T MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS
I WOULDN’T HAVE BROUGHT YOU IF I HAD KNOWN THIS WOULD BE YOUR F8, M8!!
Oe noe, what have I done?? Christmas is being destroyed all around me, Snowman has either teleported out of the universe somehow, or has otherwise been reduced to an event horizon, a sort of festive black hole that is sucking in all around it, and my gr8 m8s been sucked into abject oblivion!! It is the end of December days!! The whole world is christmassily ending and the Mecha Snatter is the harbinger of this final dark yuley doom! He’s already smashing the place up and shooting people with big bursts of light that disintegreat them into puffs of awful dust!! This is hideous! I can’t believe how horrible this is aaaaagghhh aaAAAGGGGHHHHHH
the WHOLE EVERYTHING is being sucked into that tiny little shape now!! SNOWMANNE WHAT DID YOU DO?? we’re getting sucked in and crushed and destroyed!!! aaaaaeeeaeuuuu!!!
M8s, if you can hear me, I will try and save us somehow! I will try and make this right!! I will tr—-