December 19th, 2008
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It’s the Antisnatter!! Omg! Trying to hear, what’s him saying?

“Be more careful, T-Shirt! The balance of chemicals, gases and magics in this room must be exact! It’s tensed and brimming with power! The atmosphere is very precisely charged with quantum particles and the smallest spark would set it all off! It’s so delicate that even the presence of any flammable material at all could explode the whole place completely to bits! That’s why I’ve coated all the wooden equipment with special anti-flammable Stuff! Be careful! I already made you get rid of that hat of yours, but just watch out, ok?”

“All right, your majesty,” grump T-Shirt in a surprisingly deep voice for how I remember him.

He does actually look a lot older, I thought he was meant to be a little boy. well never mind, but he looks a bit cross tbh.

“Oh why do I even have to explain these things to you, T-Shirt?” belloe the Antisnatter! “Youth of today, utterly useless! When I was a boy we used to knoe how to get a job done! If you slacked-off like you back on the farm, that’d be a day’s harvest ruined! Hard labour, that’s what it was, hard labour all the time! You kids don’t noe what it was even like!”

i don’t think he did all that much hard labour m8s have you seen his long girly fingernails and chin and hair, he’s very clean and shiny. Him not done any proper work but i bet he made other ppl do it and thought that meant he was doing it, the rotter.

Looks like T-Shirt think this too.

“How is the Operation going, boy??” go antisnatter.

T-Shirt shrug and open a curtains, and oe, we can see all fruit and veg being harvested on a big farm, a big sort of mechanickle machine thing! Antisnatter rub him hands. “Goooood. Very good! Soon my plan will be complete! I will strike, and the Spirits of Christmas, Past, Present and Future will be killed! I will channel the quantum energy through the Spirits! That’s the beauty of it, their own being will determine the date! The power will flow through them and wherever it hits hardest, whichever phase of time it strikes through their collective power, some random Christmas of the past present or future, THAT is where the spell will set its anchor!

“They will be ripped from this realm, and if the spell lands in the past or present, they will be destroyed instantly! But, as we can see, they do currently exist, so that probably isn’t what happens, so probably they will be turned into mere shadows of their former selves, the Spirits will become nothing more than Ghosts! And as time goes by they will find themselves inching towards their final demise until finally, on the day in which the spell anchors itself, they will PERISH! HARRR HAR HARRR…

“…wait! I sense a presence!”

o no!

“We are being watched!”

o dear he look up at us with him scary red eyes o noeee!!

“AN INTRUDER IS SNEAKING AND CREEPING, AND EEV’SDROPPING ON OUR PLANS, WHO IM THIS INTRUDER, THIS FOUL CREATURE”

Off!!

whew. eye manage to turn it off.

eye shield us from him.

So that’s his plan! Antisnatter is going to kill the spirits of Christmas Past Present & Future! And then the whole spirit of Christmas will be gone, and we know from our terrible vision that it will happen on christmas day THIS YEAR! They will die and there will be no Christmas and it will all be horrible ooooeee!!!!!

RIGHT! I WON’T LET THAT HAPPNE!

TIME TO FIND SNATTER
AND HELP HIM BE SNATTERY,

AND WIN CHRISTMAS BACK M80S!!!!

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