December 3rd, 2009
Ninjer reach out and shake Snatter’s hand. “My greetings to the Chosen One, the Snatter.”
“How do you know me?” Snatter gasp. (Snatter found out last year remember that he definitely is the chosen one and will be Snatter one day, because only the Chosen One can wear the magic hat & clothes, etc (I call him snatter now because i knoe who he is but him actual name is just Chris Nicholas Kringle (in the past I mean, which is where we are) hello there!) )
“Thy light shineth beyond the mountains of the North,” explain White Ninjer in his lofty tones, “and eyes unknown to thee gaze upon it. Thine is a legacy which the people of my country were proclaimed joyfully in distant ages past, and spake unto your prophet Burgess Meredith off batman, saying, seek thee out the One chosen by fate to wield the sack and rein of Christmas, and deliver its force unto the children of all the lands.”
Flippineck, well he does have the sort of cloak that lets you get away with talking like that.
“Hang about,” go Snatter, “the people of your country… spake unto the prophet… ARE YOU from the people who gave Burgess* the prophecy??”
*Burgess is the wisest old elf who is the big main elf, and is always going on about the prophecy of there being a Chosen One who’s going to be Snata.
“The same!” go Ninja. “A Kingdom beyond the reckoning of man or elf, where the snows are flurrier and the force of Christmas is greater than anything you know, the land in the northernmost North Pole.”
“Well, just a moment,” Dooley protests, “I’ve done my research. Our workshop – particularly its central tower, which we just recently rebuilt with Kringle’s help, is situated at precisely the most north bit of everywhere! Whichever direction you face up there, it’s South! This, you’ll find, is the most North Poley bit of the North Pole!”
“Nay,” go Ninja, “for all that thy wooden city would appear to be the Northiest Poliest, it is in reality our land, lying on a grander plane of existence, which is truley the most North Poley.” (go)
“Well I must say,” say Dooley,
(here we go)
“I don’t think much of his North-Polier-than-thou attitude!”
Suddenly White Ninjer proclaim to everyone!
“Vendequm, hear this: Make ready, for Christmas cometh! The force spreads outward from my world, and will soon be upon you! Then you will knoe what Christmas is! Decorate, feast and celebrate, for the power of Christmas approaches!”
Oh he’s so amazing.
Hehe I think Rose thinks he’s quite amazing as well, hehe
hehe Snatter doesn’t look so convinced, can’t really blame him hee. He doesn’t stand a chance, White Ninjer is gr8
Remember Rose? You remember Rose. She’s a lady elf who Snatter went to school with. Yeah? Ok. Just so we’re on the same page.