December 4th, 2009
Secret is the secret NAME of the Christmas Force that is approaching North Pole! YEs!
Because see, people like the xmas Ninja, from his big tall bendy elf land right, they think that names have super powers and you can do amazing things by knowing things’s names. But that’s stupid because I knoe loads of ppls names and I can’t make magic things happen, so I’ll just tell you anyway what it is.
The name of the big Christmas that’s on its way is: