December 4th, 2009
Helloa matees! ok, well as you know I’ve been talking to the sparkly White NInja! It’s ok, we didn’t go to a creepy van or something, we just went over there a bit, so ppl couldn’t hear the big giant SECRET ABOUT CHRISTMAS that he wanted to tell me!
Except I don’t think very much of the secret knowledge of the high-elfes’ or whatever he is, because the secret wasn’t actually that big giant. He reckons you can’t cope with how amazing the secret is, but actually u’r pretty cool I think, so yeah, even now I know the secret I’m still just going to tell you it.
Secret is this:
here we goa…..