December 10th, 2009
hmm. well. If that witch has been trapped for ten thousand years I shouldn’t think a bumbly little elf like Dooley will have much luck getting her out. I don’t think there’s much to worry about from the witch. Who knows what sort of spells she might cast on him tho even if he just talks to her! He should steer clear I reckon. 
Let’s, er, I noe let’s have a look what Snatter’s been up to. I wonder what fun ppl he met today?
Ok, chocolate inside the dore looks like a sort of wiggly thing. A worm or something? Dunno. who wants that? Hehe maybe if we snap it in half then we’ll have two chocolates and so on, like some worms? 
There you go, snap that up and see where it gets you everyone.
Anyway, let’s see…
Oe, instead of meeting a person that tells them things or some hordes of ppl that jump off and heap up on snatter or King M8s of the Pants Ppl, hehehe, instead of that, they’ve entered some sort of healthy event thing. They’re losing weight, and haha, he says it’s all sponsored for charity. What an clever idea!
wow look at them! it worked! Now they’re really thin and attractive. Look at them, they’re beautiful now, they should now be photographed wearing expensive clothes as an example of what ppl should try and be like, because they’d look so good! Everyone should be as beautiful as Snatter and Rose are now, and everyone who doesn’t should feel bad. In fact, if they ever get any fatter than this, I will call the Dailey Mail!
Well, that’s another day gone then, and it doesn’t look like the Elf’s are getting any closer to finding out what powerful force is heading towards them, and Snatter doesn’t seem any nearer to delivering the Galactic Christmas Power! They’d better get a move on, Christmas will be here before we know it!