December 1st, 2011
Well! That wasn’t my secret thoue. My secret I was going to etll you is REALLY SECRET. In fact…. DOOOH I CAN’T EVEN SAY it’s so secret!! Ok ok no, I’ll tell you but
BUT OOOOH it’s exciting if I’m right, because it is only a theory. And not the sort scientists do, where actually it’s just a thing they knoe except they want to be confusing and say words in ways thick ppl don’t noe about so they can be cleverer than them. No, this is only a theory in the way that I dunno if it’s right or not. BUT IF IT IS
…OOOH I can’t! I’ll tell you in a minute but I need to calm down. First of all, HELLOE! HAPPY DECEMBRE EVERYONE! What do you think, do you think Xmas will be good when it happens????
OE I can’t keep it in any longre! Here is secret: I… I think, based on deductions and looking at evidence etc which I will present to you presently, I think there might be a strong possibility that… that…