December 2nd, 2011
Snatter Claus.(an authorititive essay, by the probably Spirit of Xmas)
Snatter Claus is the man who is the best person there is, especially at Christmas Day. Because, on Xmas Eve, which is the night before Xmas, he visits all of our houses with presents to put there! He visits My House and visits Yours. Sometimes he puts presents near the fireplace, but not too near it because of fire hazerd, and sometimes he puts them under the Xmas tree! But either way he pops down u’r chimney (or makes one if you haven’t got one and then takes it away neatly afterwards so you’d never knoe) with his big sack full of presents.
That’s Snatter, you can see he is a young man not yet old and fattoe*. That will happen before too long, but he is currently in the peak of him prime, due to not having done the job of Snatting very long yet. (he eats a lot of mince pies when snatting.)
*oh sorry, i’ve been told that is implite. I apologise for being implite, as fattoe is the correct shape for snatter and ppl like snatter, but as I’m sure you will agree, he has not yet finished developing when he’s young and so bears mention it.