December 4th, 2011
OE!!
Whew sorry! I was startled then because there was a sort of hiy-yah kicking sound and glass smashing sound! But it was not the sound of ppl kicking through a window, it was the sound of ppl kicking through REALITY!
Two weird ppl have appeared in the rume! They are some sort of gremlins or something with special coloured clothes, and scary hats on over their heads!!!
oeeeeee they are scary! They’re flailing about and doing big kicks in the air, and talking in scary chirpy voices saying alien things I can’t understand!! Oeeeee scary
oe, nobbly goe, “It’s ok, those are Christmas Ninjers! They’re part of a noble tradition going back generations!”
o ok then. As long as they’re not going to hiy-yah me.
Well, the Xmas Ninjers are not hurting me but they are also not being of much use to anybody either. Instead they’re just sort of blibbering on in an alien tung. Nobbly, you’re an alien, do you speak this alien tung? Yes you are. NO I’M NOT you are.
Okok, obviously we are at an impass and neither of us can understand a BLITHERING word they’re saying. Come on, let’s goe and see who we can find and wake up. Maybe someone will be able to talk Xmas ninjer. Come on Xmas Ninjers, we’re going to try and get you translated.