December 13th, 2011
I can hear crackly sounds, and… and voices! Voices coming through the crackly! “Help! Help! SPACE INVADERS!”
o dear! Space Invaders??!! Who, us? No, we’re just passing through, we’re not invading anywhere!
“Oh! Oh! Our saviours are here! For decades our planet has been under attack by Space Invaders!!! They just keep COMING at us FOREVER, shooting and being scary! It’s horrible, you must save us!”
that’s very sad, I wonder if there’s anything we can do!
“O I found another button,” go nobbles, “Next to this screen. BOOP (i actually pressed it, but also said boop for emphasis.) Yes! Look! Now I can see the people who are being Space Invaded! Look, you have to peer down through that angled glass to see it, the screen’s way down there, but you can see them, look.”
O crikey yeah!
O they look so sad!
“We are sad! The Space Invaders showed up on our craterey planet and just started shooting everything! They keep destroying our arches!”
“Our arches!” some of them echo.
“We have four arches,” say another sad little fellow, “which have stood since the dawning of our race’s sentience! But little of their original building material remains, as we have to keep rebuilding them! In the confusion of the war, they keep getting destroyed!!”
“Oooee, our arches,” the ppl lament, “In fact,” say one, “the only thing we love more than arches, is zigzags.”
“OEE, ZIGZAGS,” echo the other ppl fondly.
“Yes,” one ppl says, “zigzags and arches are our two favourite things. So we keep sending wave after wave after wave of peace ambassadors to greet the Space Invaders, and they just keep shooting through all of them!!”
a cry goe up among the ppl!
“Even when we try to pacify them by dropping precious zigzags for them as examples of our generosity…”
“Our most vibrant, energy-rich zigzags!” go another
“Yes! So powerful that sometimes they destroy parts of our precious Arches!” say another one
“And still they shoot us! All of us!! Forever!!”
“ALL OF US FOREVER!” the ppl bloo.
Well that’s VERY SAD, I’d better see what I can do about that. Now unfortuntaely, alien ppl, I am but a little girl, but I do have some Christmas-based powers which might help. Here we go, I am using my Spirit of Christmas Powers to make a Christmas Tree appear in your sector of space. I don’t know if that will help, but it usually seems to help everybody in some small capacity. I’ll check back in a bit and see if that helped you ok?
“OK! Thank you, oh saviour from beyond!!”
yeah np.
Woo, the calender’s opening! Dore 13! And today’s chockle is: Oh crikey, yeah. Yeah. That blue box thing the dragon turned into. Er, you noe I’ve been thinking m80s, and I wonder if we weren’t a bit scaredy-cat back there. I mean, yes, it’s scary if suddenly a cute little dragon thingy turns into a big imposing bocks. That is weird, we were right to think that it was weird. BUT. Maybe we should’ve headed over there and had a look inside it?
I mean maybe it has interesting Secrets inside it, and that’s why it was invisible? Maybe it’s just a cupboard, but that doesn’t explain why it seems to be a supernatural kind of cupboard.
YOU NEVER NO IT MIGHT HAVE NARNERLER INSIDE IT.
om nom nom nom. the scary box makes for a good chockalte though. omnom – – oop, and, yep, oop, here we go, sparkly brain feelings are setting in! Let’s see, they go, “dnaevomeweesrevenlliwuoyecnatsidata”
Look, WHAT’S going on with these? They’re almost words and almost not. I get the sense the chocolates are trying to send me messages, but I can’t understand them!
I’m worried that I’m meant to have been remembering it all or writing it down or something
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Haha whoops!