December 10th, 2006
well you all seem to want to wiggle he, so let’s try that. I’m just going to try grabbing him and wiggling he, as in the illustration.
Here goes. First I will wiggle he a little bit
just to get the feel of it y’knoe?
hmm
He just seems annoyed now.
But shall I try wiggling him a bit faster to see if it helps?
I shall wiggle he faster.
Hmmm.
Noe, he just seems angrier than before!
I will wiggle he wider. I will wiggle he wider than before. wider.
Here I wiggle…
Now let’s see whether that has altered his disposition at all.
OE NOE!
Now he crosser than EVER BEFORE! (Except before we started wiggling he, he looked about like that then too)
What can we do! we have no way to defeat the massive santa mecha!
oh, luckily here comes Duddley, the ambitious elf. OY DUDDERS . over here m8.
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He looks duddley, too. If any of you are a girls, why not give him a duddle. (sorry fellas)
so duddley, what should we do mate? what’s that? what sorry?
oh… oh dear…
oh no…
your… your dead? ?
your dead what? muhu! ? ? ?
well, that’s that plan foiled. We best go looking for the next door. OH, THERE, UP THEM BIG GOLDEN SHINY STAIRS … but gah, it’s behind teh mecha santa!
“HEY MECHA SANTA? THE MUM OF YOU DOES SPLEEING WITH MANY HUMANS!”
ohh mang, all that did was annoy him! I should of ONLY WIGGLED HE!
gahh okay
okay he’s coming closer… you stay there and act as live bait while I slip past. That’s right, juust stand there while he –
HOHO , he stamp on you mate. Me he heh he hee, you splatted!
well, here the door! Door numbar ten.
WHAT BEHIND DOOR NUMBAR TEN?
whoaaa… a bright light leading to teh real world! And…. a chocolate christmas tree to nom on, aw, isn’t that pleasant and pleasing.
ONWARDS LADS
