December 9th, 2006
today I’m calling you mister poo because of the poo you got on you yesterday you munty. I’m banning you from touching me today, maybe tomorrow but today i not in the mood. you’fve putme right off with that poo thing man, what you go and grab his poo for? jeeeeez.
So yeah look, we’re in space and looking for a domed city, because in the distance is a massive MASSIVE mecha-santa that’s attacking. it got these well mint feet that project force fields under so he can walk along in space, which is all mad because of there’s no gravity here, so it’s like the most messed-up 3d rotating space level ever with this robot thing cutting through the middle of it all. He blasting everything out of way like they’re just all this stuff in the way!
right, we need to defart… MOHH DEFART! I GENUINELY MEANT TO TYPE “DEFEAT” AND WASN’T LOOKING HO HO HO , so we need to defart teh mecha santa. what can we do.
you need to defreat teh mecha massive santa. Do you:
- 1) smack him to his bum
- 2) pull him beard
- 3) tell him that mum of he does spleeing with many humans
- 4) WIGGLE HE
i can’t think how we would wiggle mecha santa, but any suggestions would be good.
meantime there’s a door here and is got a chocolate remote control in. That’s weird.
You can have that because I had yesterdays’! ?
Oh, but wait. Because you caught the man’s poo in your hand I don’t think you should touch it, so i will fire the chocolate direct into your mouth. Now, stand there and open your mouth…
i get into firing position…
i am readying the firing mechanism…
heheheha did you get it in your mouth?
right in? you swallow the chocolate?
swallow it all down?
EHEHEHEHE YOU JUST ATE MY POO! I JUST BENT OVER AND FIRED A POO TO SEE IF YOU’D DO IT AGAIN! YOU ATE IT! HA HA HAA! I’VE GOT THE CHOCOLATE HERE LOOK, I’M HAVING THAT *UM NUM NUM* HEHEHAHAHA
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT ! OHOHOHO
I can’t believe you just ate my poo mate.
You’re sick man, I don’t want to hang with you any more.
Yes. Pull him beard, smack his face, deck his mecha halls. That would be my choice. 🙂
Jokes on you, poo is amongst my top ten ten favourite foods.