December 25th, 2006
HELLOED MATES
THE FINAL DOOR!
It’s the WHOLE CALENDAR! THAT’S WHY I COULDN’T FIND IT!
YES!!
Peel back the very side of the advent calendar itself – for the WHOLE CALENDAR makes up the final door! The WHOLE THING peels away!
And underneath, as this glorious final flap peels aside, we see an entirely new scene! The stable has gone crazy! The people within have gone bonkers!
Baby Snata has lifted into the air and is firing laser beams! Daddy and Mummy Snata are fighting with Lightsabres! Dooley isn’t being wee’d on, he’s got a Wii for Christmas! The Snowman is here but he’s a bit older! The Snorks are attacking from space! Burgess Meredith is floating around, carried by his butterflies! The Mecha Snata has the whole stable gripped within one gigantic claw and is slowly crushing the roof! The radioactive spider has turned a different colour and is handing out presents which are really alien mutagena which will take over the bodies of anyone who opens them! And above all this, the beaming face of sant nick grins down from space, wearing his trademark red hat and electronic internal face implants.
HERE IT COMES! THE FINAL DOOR, FOR YOU TO ENJOY!!
5 Comments
Dave, I love this story.
This is the best, most merry, wiggliest Christmas story ever written.
Well, that was an amazing Christmassy ride with good jokes and other such silliness (and an epic soundtrack that was entirely in my head). I can’t wait until the next calendar is out! Thank you Dave for all of this nonsense.
WIGGLE HE!
It was great to actually read this! It was somehow even more a surreal experience than I expected and this was coming in with The Ballad of Mecha Snatter as foreknowledge! It really made my boxing day!
Only one problem I’ve had with the site so far – the interactive Advent Calander picture doesn’t function on Firefox, meaning I had to use my backup browser, Chrome, in order to read anything. Future bug fix, perhaps?
I’m so excited to finally read these! I somehow managed to read the third one because it wasn’t paywalled yet, but it’ll be so much sweeter heading towards it with full background! Excellent work Dave, and Abby as well! Merry Christmas!
I just can’t even. This is what the internet was made for. I’ve had a few minor e-adventures in my day, but this is something that blows it all away, and I wish I could have been there for it at the time… but it’s just lovely getting to see it now, with all the context. And those jokes were clever. I love the part about you switching up who posted what.
I can’t wait to see what year 2 has in store.