Wiggle He

December 7th, 2008

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O he looks friendly! He’s like a cuddly man, his beard is gentle and welcoming! It looks like he’s helping Bowy and – – look! Snowman! There’s Snowman!

“Helloed!” say workshop man! “Everything’s going jollily. I’ve been building some red herrings in the workshop, some snowman-shaped skeletons made of wood and metal with those scary mouths that are like metal rings and eyes that are covered in wires and metal eyelids, you know, the sort of thing that will make ppl think I’m building a puppet Snowman. It’s worked, there’s been some press in the more specialised magazines about a Snowman film I’m making, just the right sort of magazines that I can quietly cancel the project and nobody will think it’s odd that there’s a walking talking Snowman in the workshop. They’ll all think he’s an abandoned prop! We have all sorts of things like that in here. Just the other day the work experience boy got talking to the big hypergriffin I’ve built in the cellar, everyone just expects us to put crazy things on display when they visit. This plan will work perfectly until we can return our friend the Snoeman to his home.”

“Good!” say Dooley!

O this is nice, they’ve got everything sorted out! Nothing can go wrong here!

EXCEPT IF THE ANTISNTATTER ATTACKS! Which he DEFINITELY WILL when the Christmas Star rises!! I haven’t seen it yet but it can’t be many days until it happens, I bet that’s what this account is of!

O no, this will be a scary Account if it’s of that! How can even Snatter and his Elf’s defend against a STAR and an ANTISNATTER! What ‘s he even going to do!! What do you reckon he might do m80s?

well in the meantime while you think about that, let’s have a bit of Fact about the Elf School. I seem to noe all stuff about Elf School while i’m here but I forget again when the account turns off, so I will tell you things now while we’re here.

Fact number one:

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