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December 7th, 2008

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Elf’s live primarily on chocolate from the Christmas Tree. Once at the birth of Snatter, the Christmas Star (which is where the actor Burgess Meredith comes from and is the birthplace of Christmas (and apparently the Snorks),), was up in the sky, and then it went BOOO and light came down and made a tree go magic. That was called the Christmas Tree, and it had lights and colours on it and we decorate our trees like it at Christmas. Well those lights had chocolate in, and WAS what elf’s lived on. And this was gr8 because the tree had spread it seeds and now there was a Christmas Tree Forest! So lots to nom on…

Until Antistnatter CORRUPTED IT! Some time while Snatter was in suspended animation from the Snatting Hat, Antisnatter’s been in and turned the tree evil! The whole forest is evil now! :O

So the Elf’s daren’t go to an evil forest, so they have to try and live on fruit and veg, which comes from a special chute in the castle, a special wall nozzle. It’s good, they go up to it and out of it comes things like: apples, pears, naners, melons, pineapples – oe not satsumers thoe. those are snoman noses and the elf’s aren’t racist, no mastter what peter schwartz’ big horrible mum thinks.

But the Elf’s are getting a bit sick of veg and they want chocolate again, so there are two young Elf’s who are enterprising and are trying to be the Grotto Chocolateer. They’re inventing special new nomming chocolates for the Elf’s. They are seeing which one of them is going to be the best chocolate man!!

here they are, here is one elf

He looks lovely! He is warm and his top hat is soft and tastes nice.

and here is the other elf

Nope!

o i don’t like him. No, he’s stupid, and instead of being funny and kindly and wise like the first elf, he just says catchphrases that aren’t actually catchphrases of anyone, just things he thinks we would like, even though we wouldn’t. things like “Eww,” and “You’re weird!” he probbly thinks he is in tune with the young generation but he’s actually just a stupid rubbish

oe hang on

a man in a suit has given me a bit of paper here actually hang on let’s have a look what it sae

Oe, it say I really like the second elf the best actually. It says here, I really like him and he appeals to my demographics. Oe! he he he, I really like him actually! He he, him say silly words like “whut-evurr” and “lay me some skin daddy-o” and he is silly! and That’s All that Matters.

And actually? He’s actually a lot darker? Than the other one? And his chocolates are actually a lot closer to the original chocolates? Because of the director’s vision? He’s much closer to the original? And darker? It sae so here so that is true.

let’s turn over account again ready for tomorrow!

And let’s find another chocolatey door! Come on everyone!

so what do you think Antisnatter might do when the magic christmas star’s up really high?

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